by tiredofpeople November 6, 2018

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

by UrbanDefinator January 22, 2021

Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.
Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.
by PantsuGoblin June 11, 2025

Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell
by Ilike2eatpussy May 21, 2018

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 24, 2022
