rubning one out

The act of misspelling words while masturbating online.

Jonas was rubning one out when he sexted me about his new imaginary girlfriend.

by ratracer11 May 3, 2014

Took The Fag Out The Packet

When a homosexual male comes out of the closet.

Did you Barnabas finally took the fag out the packet today.

by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010

Cagged Out

that shit just gotta be cag asf

That shits cagged df out, cagged out

by ford army ranger June 21, 2022

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Costello Cut-out

Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.

Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.

--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.

by Richard Hasherpes December 7, 2013

Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

Brick out

A phrase used when it’s unbelievably cold, almost to the point where it actually hurts to be outside. Is typically used in the winter months in areas where temperatures drop below freezing.

A. This guy walks outside for the first time since it snowed and is sitting in his car waiting for it to defrost and warm up, then literally screams with intensity: Aaaaah!!! It’s brick out here!

B. Friend 1: Make sure you put on that extra layer when you head out today. Wouldn’t want you to get sick because of the crazy cold weather we’ve had lately.

Friend 2: Girl, you ain’t never lied! It’s brick out!

by WeLiveFunLivesInMyCircle February 8, 2022