international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

man kool aid man just came through the wall

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

scattin man

Skibidaboopedybiddlybodapydop

IM THE SCATTIN MAN

Hey have you heard of the scattin man?

No who's the scattin man?

A man who scats

by The scattin man March 23, 2021

orange man

Trump other known as captain creamsicle is the orangest man you will prob ever see

how is orange man a president?

by FATJUISYSHART March 23, 2021

Man

Man;; noun
A gender identity. Used by people who respect women.

"I identify as a man."

"Oh, pog!"

by Skettyjr March 23, 2021

come on man

said by cool people who have a lot of minor inconveniences in there life 😘

*drops phone* come on man aka come on maaaaaam

by joodyhoody March 23, 2021

Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.

Man you you’re acting like a cage man

by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021