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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!
Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.
by DrWife September 28, 2025
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Monkey-Man

A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.
Monkey-Man is a man, too!
by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
mugGet the Old Man Sammug.

man slaughter

Daniella cohn is underaged dating Ethan lang which means man slaughter is dating younger people
by Jenny Craig works people October 11, 2019
mugGet the man slaughtermug.

Man Raggin

When ya Asshole Goblin Pops and you feel like a female with her Aunt flo.
MFer my Asshole Goblin Busted now I'm Man Raggin.
by WraithBlade993 April 13, 2020
mugGet the Man Ragginmug.

my-man

My-man is used in the singular sense to alert or to get the attention of a male, It may be use to emphasize the seriousness of a situation or a confrontation. North-Eastern American slang, mainly in New York City.
Not to be confused with the term "my man" as in a boyfriend. my-mens and my-man is instead pronounced as one word.
Yo my-man, you better not scratch my car with that bike.
by CtrlParadigm July 25, 2019
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