Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

shit

caca brown that comes out of the anus. also known as a loser or tool. shit monsters are also very common.

"My shit was very colorful yesterday!"

by crap poop October 31, 2009

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.

"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."

by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009

stick in shit

1) To use on First Person Shooter. As a command.
2) To say SHUT UP!

Example 1:

Commander : Stick in shit team...
Member : Roger that

Example 2:

A boy playing game but disturbed by his mom.

Mom : Son,stop playing the game. You have play for 12 hours non-stop!

Son : Stick in shit mom!!! I am focus right now

by Phoenix The Knight Rebels December 21, 2009

Shit-disturber

A girl/guy who you work with and doesn't do any work but insists that they are the best thing since sliced-bread and isn't. Then come time to present the work, they take one look at it and then they bitch about how they did all the work, then call you out on a petty mistake and make you look like a shithead.

That stupid girl in our office is such a Shit-disturber she ruined that proposal presentation.

by OBVIUNKNOWN December 22, 2009

shit trashed

Extremely intoxicated. Involves being ridiculous and probably blacking out. Signature product of combining grain alcohol and uppers such as red bull or cocaine. Being shit trashed creates glorified regrets and is addictive.

She was shit trashed last night and I simultaneously envy and feel sorry for her.

by 625mL January 6, 2011

Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011