my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 17, 2010

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003

Swear deep down on my knife

means the same as "deep down on my life" but instead it means you have to be socially known as an emo, to pull it off successfully

Kealan: did you steal my pen?
Sam: no, i swear deep down on my knife!

by sammymacbooey June 17, 2010

roc'ed my sox so valiantly

When someone does or says something truly awesome that can makes you feel awesome

When something happens that is surpasses a great degree of awesomeness

Friend1: "Did you hear the HP reference they used?

Friend2: "Yeah mahn, it roc'ed my sox so valiantly!"

or

"That concert roc'ed my sox so valiantly!"

by Shaunyce aka DIVA April 1, 2008

I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.

--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.

by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011