man kegal

An exercise to help a man from peeing on himself it also improves the male orgasm and makes the erection harder.

EX.Jay did you do your man kegals today? That boner you had was super hard and what an orgasm that was.
JAY IF YOU DO YOUR KEGALS YOU WONT NEED TO BUY ANYMORE DEPENDS.

HEY WHY DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? ARE YOU DOING A MAN KEGAL?
by kegal entertainment January 16, 2014
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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
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Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.
Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.
by Nduck March 18, 2024
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no man’s peace

a woman that stresses tf out of a man, likely for her own entertainment and leisure
she wakes up everyday to choose violence
kay: ugh my bf hasn’t texted me back and it’s already been 2 mins
lea: omg girl

kay: yaa i asked him if he was talking to his other hoes
lea: girllll u r no man’s peace
by ratchetasiannn March 13, 2024
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 17, 2017
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I don’t man

1. A phrase you say when you’re in a group of other guys and you’re not into the same masculine things as they are
“Hey, Mason, will you play football with us?”

“Nah, I don’t man.”
by Alec867 April 20, 2018
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