butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 28, 2014

What am I doing with my life.

When you question life.

What am I doing with my life. I'm really bored.

by Johnny Bob James Jimmy February 22, 2018

Heart dropped out of my booty hole

When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.

Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain

Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door

by CyberNutz October 10, 2021

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

Don't you want to be in my movie?

I am disappointed with what you just said or did. (esp. in LA)

Me: Dude, can I borrow $10?
You: nope.
Me: Don't you want to be in my movie?

by Frank by Frank October 22, 2007