thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.

Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.

by unicornjiz August 22, 2015

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

pull out

What pussies do when they fuck a girl.

Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.

by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022

Inside Out Meatball Sub

When you bust in the pussy and drop your nuts inside the vag and the cum oozes out the mudflaps.

"Did you smash that girl?"
"Yea I gave her an inside out meatball sub"

by da_porchnigga June 17, 2015

Tism'd out

Maximum autism , full blown mental.

Anybody named James is tism'd out. -Theo Von

by AFunkyJunkie420 March 2, 2023

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 13, 2021

coming out of the cooler

announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father

"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."

by reversecuomo August 10, 2023