you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.

"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"

by Misinformation January 2, 2024

She will snip you

A fate worse than divorce

When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 2, 2024

I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.

Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".

by DeltaKT January 4, 2024

you fuckin re

You would say this when your friend or anybody really does something that only a retard would do.

Re is short for “Retard”

Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”

David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”

^ Thats short for “retard”

by msiregalP January 4, 2024

You

Weeks of eight…
How I anticipate…
For them to appear…
Take away some of the fear…

They will…
Loving you I do still…
Worry about much I do…
Whisper words of a few…

To you…
I wish I could say…
You know…
I love you always… everyday!!!

by a dream and 💔 January 4, 2024

how do you do fellow kids

"how do you do fellow kids" is a term to use when companies or quite literally anything try to be all cool and hip with the youth.

normal & rational person: i hate opera gx's marketing

opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?

wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?

normal & rational person: can you guys stfu

by rk092 January 5, 2024