Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Yellow zoned

People who are immune to high levels of radiation.

Bro, I'm finally yellow zoned. I can take my date to Chernobyl.

by yellowzoned April 22, 2020

Danger zone

When your sitting on the toilet with a boner and grab it with both hands and pretentious to fly a fighter jet like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

Dude I walked in on Blake in the bathroom and he was giving him self the Danger Zone.

by Myguy86 November 1, 2025

Bambi Zone

Its the time with with ur crush before u are together

Is she ur girlfriend?
No we still in the Bambi Zone

by Joexblanco August 22, 2019

Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone

"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "

by Allosaurus Boi July 15, 2019

Swing zone

The space between the bottom half of a glory hole and your ball sack.

Dude the glory hole at Starbucks had some epic swing zone. Didn't bruise my balls at all this week.

by Chesney2k December 12, 2020

Good zones

1. A greeting similar to good morning/evening/afternoon but includes all timezones and exclusively used on the internet. Despite the already existing greeting, “good day”, which has no specific time.

2. When you’ve been put in a good mood. Or a place where there’s good vibes. As opposed to the friend zone or “x-word” zone.

Adam: Good zones.

Kelly: Dude, just say “good day”. What’s next? A word that includes everyone in the word folks?

Marcus: My gf put me in the good zone last night.

by Dandy Jey April 15, 2024