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the mad real world

Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.
From The Mad Real World:

White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."

Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."

Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."

Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."
by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006
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World's Largest Cheeto

The world's largest cheeto, found in Hawaii, and bought by a small town in Iowa for $1000. Often mistaken for a giant cheeto, which it is not, the world's largest cheeto is about the size of a lemon. It is currently being displayed in a bullet-proof glass box in Sister Sarah's Bar and Grill.
Who'd want to shoot the world's largest cheeto, anyway? Or steal it, for that matter...It's been there so long now, it's probably extremely stale.
by Katie #42 April 25, 2006
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Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.
I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News
by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004
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Super Mario World

A game with songs that get EASILY STUCKIN MY HEAD!!!!
I played Super Mario World, and when I went to bed, some of the game music was stuck in my head. When I went to read LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring in bed, it was still stuck in my head. When I slept, I had a really weird dream of Super Mario World. When I woke up, the music was still stuck in my head. Even after listening to songs by Jenny ROM for half an hour, the songs were still stuck in my head.
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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World War III

The war that was supposed to happen in 1985, according to the novel written by British former General Sir John Hackett, entitled "The Third World War: The Untold Story".

Features the usual Cold War era nemeses (U.S.A. / U.S.S.R) and their respective allies (lackies) with fighting taking place in various theatres, notably central Europe and the Middle East.

First published in 1978, revised in 1982; commonly referred to under the genre of "future history", but can now of course be classified as "alternate history".
"The Third World War" makes references to much of the military hardware of the day (F-15 Eagle fighter jets, AH-64 Apache helicopter gunships, and Abrams tanks, just to name a few), as well as concentrated (but contained) nuclear attacks on Birmingham, UK and Minsk, USSR.

A very realistic and intriguing account of what COULD HAVE happened, but thank God, never did. And an excellent read.
by James August 11, 2004
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The world is your Twitter

Said to someone with the incessant need to make their business everyone's business
-OR-
To someone comfortable with sharing information about themselves with strangers
*Ring*

1: Hello?

2: Hey, can you talk?

1: Later, I'm taking a dump right now.

2: Ugh...dude...the world is your Twitter.

1: Oh, sorry
by Niteryder August 9, 2010
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Third world starving

The feeling after nausea and stomach cramps, leaving you weak and immobile; your insides collapsing, devouring you within.
"I feel as though my insides have collapsed and are eating me from the inside out, I shouldn't have skipped breakfast...I am so freaking third world starving!"
by abodon August 31, 2013
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