jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

jump dab

A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time

Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?

by KoolCatz263 November 24, 2016

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024

skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005

Jump

A way to tell someone to kill themselves whilst bypassing TikTok community guidelines, as many phrases like “kys” and “commit suicide” are censored.

Typically used in response to offensive commenters or rage bait.

user59030992884: “that girl deserved to be assaulted”
jessicaslays_04: “jump”

by yallseethisshit October 6, 2024

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.

I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024

Jump Jam

A program in New Zealand schools in which children dance along to music together as a group as a sort of exercise routine. Usually done in the mornings.

Random person: I just stumbled across an old jump jam song, man it takes me back

by Salty_Bitch April 10, 2020