Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard

"I'm a bearded funcle"

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.

“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!

by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024

weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

bearded dentist jihadi

luffi

bearded dentist jihadi cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

Beard Raid

A lot of beards smashing beard to beard.

We had a Beard Raid at the gymnasium today.

by MunchoMan December 8, 2025

Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.

Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.

by despicable-al March 24, 2021

Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.

JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!

by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022