a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.
by platinumgaming57 January 24, 2021
A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.
Often used in sentences like:
Often used in sentences like:
by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
by SPELLING May 16, 2023
by JKool650 May 22, 2018
oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd
by DinoRawwr February 19, 2011
Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 09, 2017
Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013