gouche train 

Unkempt pubic hair starting from the scrotum and ending at the anus.

Person one: "what was her (gouche train) like?"
Person two: "It was thick as a lion's mane and twice as deadly!"

gouche train by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

tranny train

Similar to the Nigerian Seizure Train, a Tranny Train is when a group of four or more transvestites engage in group sex, usually in a line.

Man that tranny train was off the rails!

tranny train by Tranny_Granny69 January 16, 2014

Ho Train 

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.

Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(

Ho Train by rougher12 August 14, 2014

Bitch Train 

A large gathering of seemingly popular girls forming an incredibly slow line or clump typically across a hallway, sidewalk, or basically any where in front of where you need to go. The bitch train seems not to realize your presence, and when an opening occurs it is almost immediately filled up again. Vaulting or Parkour might be required to get past the bitch train.

Oh, no, here comes the bitch train, there is no escape.

Bitch Train by Xanxus Ruel February 19, 2015

bourbon train 

To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.

Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.

bourbon train by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015

Bullshit train 

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

Bullshit train by Odelan July 26, 2015

Laying Train Tracks 

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

Laying Train Tracks by dwinters January 25, 2016