1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"
ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."
ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"
ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."
ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"
ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."
by Apecreature March 09, 2011
When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.
~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.
~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.
~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
by BadRobotBrain July 20, 2010
by yoursmomsdealer2010 March 18, 2010
A floppy mess but to the extreme. Not to be confused with the Fame Monster. Usually dressed like a frump.
by Zozofosho September 21, 2011
A genetically engineered hybrid cross between a human being and a rat.
On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
After gently fornicating with her beloved pet male rat, Susan prayed that she might soon birth a beautiful baby rat monster.
The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
by RVDestroyer69 February 08, 2008
by hjhjhjhj November 27, 2007
person 1: do ya play monster legends?
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!
by mumbo jumbo huge fan November 04, 2020