face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010

Bourbon Faced

A state of being drunk or "shit faced" but on the famous Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Possibly due to the consumption of too many Hand Grenades during Mardi Gras. Derived from the slogan "I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street"

I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street
Anna got bourbon faced from one Hurricane and a Hand Grenade LOL

by Jardom February 28, 2015

Tone of Face

Having a certain look on your face insinuating a feeling directed to someone you may or may not be communicating with. Similar to challenging someone who speaks to you with a certain "tone of voice".

She looked at me with a disgusted look on her face and I told her, "Don't look at me with that tone of face!"

by camguy69 April 30, 2009

toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!

by myonduesp June 3, 2011

Load to the Face

A term popularized by Jason Ellis, describing the act of busting a nut on a female's face.

Bentley has never taken a Load to the Face, so Ellismate recommended doing one in the shower.

by Jacobsmate July 17, 2009

derpy face

A stupid and hilarious looking face often with an awkward smile or crossed eyes

"Look up derp dog to see an example of a derpy face"

by urbancow May 29, 2016

Face Wank

When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.

OMG I just tried to Frape john but inatead told the world I like to lick dogs scrotum I just face wank ed

by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011