thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

A booboo thing

"It's a booboo thing" is when you stumble upon an incredibly ridiculous and let's not forget completely disassembled and/or destroyed item/ items, with a million random tools strode amongst said item.

OMG! Look at this chaotic monstrosity of a mess! This is definitely a booboo thing!! Smmfh!!🤔🤔

by WonderWomanWannab71 March 18, 2022

poppin' this thing back

when you twerk most likely with the freddy filter or another filter

timmy:poppin' this thing back
jimmy:werk *throws five bucks*

by raybeez March 28, 2022

Thing-gender

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2022

dead thing

noun
1. something that is dead
2. fortnite

i turned the light on and off with my epileptic friend and now he is a dead thing

by MrJameyJam January 27, 2022

glow thing

FBI or NSA agent aka professional stalker

"shit bro i think i have one of those glow things on my phone it keeps messing up"

by darfefe46 February 7, 2022

the book thing

Phil go bye bye from the Mercellist Sun God

Prepare to bye bye I will now do the book thing

by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022