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Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
by theangryvegan May 26, 2019
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Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.
Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.
by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024
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Chicago Car Wash

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
by cockwork October 5, 2019
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Pop-wash

To appropriate a piece of media, character, or concept with genuine depth, lore, or intent and replace it with a simplified, aesthetic-driven version engineered for mass popularity, social media circulation, and surface-level fandom engagement (often at the expense of original themes, characterization, and narrative coherence).
“That franchise used to be tragic and layered, but after TikTok got hold of it, the whole thing got pop-washed into vibes and merch.”
by Natorithm December 18, 2025
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.
Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.
by 666tacos April 10, 2019
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washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
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