the gay touch

is when someone does something gay

"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"

by regan ronald June 12, 2021

Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.

I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.

by HankyWanky2007 June 6, 2024

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025