King Cali

N., Synonym; California
usually used by californians while putting down people from another state

Haha! King Cali Wins Again!

by Rippy the Razor November 21, 2011

King punch

Called a sucker punch in the US, a King punch is the same thing throughout the UK and former colonies. A person uses a fist to punch a victim without warning, often from behind, and usually to the back of the head. It's extremely dangerous to the victim, even fatal.

The news said he was charged with murder, after using a king punch during a bar brawl.

by Kingdragonfly January 6, 2019

King OxJ

A dope artist from Northern California.

Person 1: You heard that new King OxJ?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit hard.

by savvywiddit October 29, 2021

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

meme king

the one who owns the dankest memes. the memier the danker, therefor the king choses the new trendy memes

Now that is one dank meme, all hail the meme king

by aboamin September 4, 2016

Durf King

When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.

Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!

by Spuds2013 January 9, 2021

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022