Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

by jzachary October 18, 2010

Scream Wank

Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.

I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.

by joeking January 21, 2015

Wank off

A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.

Wank off Ian!

by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

Wank-job

When giving someone head, move your arms as if you are performing the "Walk Like An Egyptian" dance. This term is coined by Wanker himself who famous for both his ability to give head and do the "Pharoh" dance.

I was having a down day, but then my girlfriend gave me a Wank-job and I felt just great.

by Mr. Thunderstick June 2, 2011

toe wank

Derogatory.

1. Used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.

2. Used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.

'Kenn, you're such a fucking toe wank.'

by tafka April 18, 2004

wank bucket

A person of extreme irritation.

One who consistantly fails to achieve the goals imposed by others and blames everyone but themselves.

A person of the lowest order.

This word is used extensively in the construction industry, epsecially towards main contractors who could not build a garden shed let alone a block of apartments.

You are a wank bucket.

by Henry Staff December 3, 2007

A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008