Catching up on sleep

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.

Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"

by uccstrackman December 8, 2010

meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

Star Fish Sleep

When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.

Oh....I've the bed to myself tonight...I think I'll Star Fish Sleep.

by JackJonesRamone August 11, 2012

go to sleep forever

A family friendly phrase for the replacement of "die"

My Dog is about to go to sleep forever!

by sang woolen November 19, 2022

Russian sleeping bag

When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.

Veronica was being sassy, so Billy gave her the ol' Russian Sleeping Bag last night.

by Russian news September 7, 2013

you sound sleep

When some one comes at you in any other way than correct.

Friend: Hey bro I need you to let me barrow your car, this chick wants the D

Me: You sound sleep

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Sleeping like a Swede

Sleeping a night with the windows open letting the night air in the room. The Terry Corollary implies that if you Sleep like a Swede and your name is Terry, then you also sleep in the nude.

"Last night was such a beautiful night I opened the windows and was Sleeping like a Swede."
"Too bad Terry wasn't joining you"

by Argan April 24, 2010