by pbb73 April 15, 2015
Get the gland slammug. When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
Get the Squid slammug. by meek105 July 5, 2012
Get the bif slammug. A sex move. The act of pulling your head back and slamming your mouth down on a penis. The head movement acts as a charge followed by fellatio falcon punch. Makes the man spread his seed instantly and horrifically. Caution is advised. If done improperly you can break the mans penis or impale your eye.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you got the pull-back ‘n’ slam from Karen last night.
Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.
Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*
Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.
Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*
by BoyDogManGuy September 21, 2018
Get the Pull-back ‘n’ Slammug. by BonglordBen November 4, 2023
Get the Toe Jam Slammug. by Ponchodile October 2, 2021
Get the Slamming roachmug. the act of thrusting your dick as hard as humanly possible into a woman's vagina at the same time you are cumming there for making the woman's vagina into a cemen geyser
by crecker February 26, 2023
Get the vagina slammingmug.