jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011

Jump call

To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.

Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.

by Betty3.0 October 31, 2023

Jump starter

When she’s riding in cowgirl, pinch each other nipples as hard as you can

Dude me and my girl did the jump starter last night, it was an experience.

by Mr.clean November 14, 2023

That’s jump

Something cool or dope!

I made a 100 on my test! That’s jump!

by photojenic November 14, 2023

Double Jump

Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.

Don't Double Jump, Your Lips Taste Like Bubblegum.

by anonymous November 16, 2023

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023