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dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.
Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler
by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016
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drain the dong

Sucking a guy so hard that you completely drain him of semen.
Girl one: Can you drain the dong?
Girl two: Oh, yea! I'm so good at taking it all.
by Scarlet95 May 11, 2016
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deep dong

When a man sticks his penis so far In a woman's ass that his scrotum
Touches her vagina.
I deep donged your mom last night an she squealed like a pig.
by Nuthole May 21, 2017
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Dong Driven

Someone who's mind is focused on getting "donged"
Kenny accused his girl of being dong driven, so she slashed his tires
by Denaenae April 27, 2010
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Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
by Blames Johns August 5, 2016
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DONG

Your peen bigger than normal so therefore you have a fat DONG
Hey Tim, nice DONG you got there.
by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019
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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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