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happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”
by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023
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higher than a cats ass

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.
by cutthecards December 20, 2023
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Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
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better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024
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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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Flatter than a desktop

Amelia is flatter than a desktop
by Poopy booty June 16, 2022
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more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.
Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!
by cypress_valley October 31, 2021
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