What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular suicidemug. Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.
by bowgawa February 20, 2025
Get the Tentacle Suicidemug. I commited Suicide
by IndianCulture December 25, 2021
Get the Suicidemug. When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
by Myocardium July 1, 2023
Get the Suicide Edgingmug. ITS THE SUICIDE SQUAD RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
Get the suicide squadmug. when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug. This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastinationmug.