spunk

cum, semen even.

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.

by gnfos February 26, 2024

spunduckeywoowoo

When someone has been up for to many days and they have lost there mind

She was spunduckeywoowoo, she needs to go to sleep and eat a sandwich.

by [e-mail] April 2, 2024

Spungul

Picking out a Booger and Ear Wax and shoving it down your Penis Hole.

"Baby I'm gonna give you a Spungul"

"i wanna Spungul"

"I'm gonna pug you up with a Spungul"

"Son Quit Spungiling Yourself"

"Class today we are gonna learn about Spungiling"

"Your Ether Spungiling Hard or Hardly Spungiling"

by Dr.Spungilington The 2nd April 22, 2024

Spungul

The Act of picking a booger out of your nose and combining it with earwax then shoving it inside of your Penis's Pee Hole

"Babe lets try Spungiling"

"Hey man lets Spungul sometime"

"My son keeps Spungiling himself"

by Dr.Spungilington The 2nd April 23, 2024

Spunkjob

The action of giving a handjob using the natural lubricant of accumulated smegma on the penis.

I gave Eddie a spunkjob the other day and it rocked his socks off

by jedgard May 4, 2024

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

SPUNKO

A cross between stabbing and sex. It is the practice of stabbing somebody and making love to the wound. One should avoid areas that have a lot of bone such as the pelvis and restrict this practice to fleshy areas such as the stomach/armpit.

Ahhh that ugly bald man is having spunko with my calf.

by tai rysen June 26, 2024