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slongshot

A fun mistake. Usually a byproduct of autocorrect. However comma, unless you make it an inside joke, it's usually a freak incident.
Person 1: I could use a slingshot, have my friends drive it to your mailbox, I could probably use some ballistic missiles to carry it there too.

Person 2: Hmmm. I like the slongshot idea.

Person 1: ooh that's a fun mistake
by UnpaidIntern December 23, 2018
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Spongebob

Dude1:have you seen that gay show
Dude2:who watches spongebob
by That kid in the shirt January 26, 2019
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Slounger

A person that is both a slacker and a lounger. This person can be identified by their clothing.

Sloungers are usually recognized by wearing relaxed clothing that should not be worn in public. (Sweat pants, jogging pants, pajamas, etc.
"Me and Polina went to Walmart today and noticed the biggest slounger.
by Nekkid Man January 29, 2019
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Spongebob

Omg don't even get me started on this wack yellow ass square ass nigga!!!!!!! This bitch got holes in him like he just gor back from the fucking Vietnam war. And bruh I ain't gonna lie hes low key thicc af like theres one episode where his pants fall down and holy fuCk Are his booty cheeks so plump and cute like OwO I just wanna eat his ass and put some tapitio on it yummy yummy in my tummy. But fr why that nigga squidward always look sad like just fucking end your life you stupid ass pussy
Squidward: "sir can I please have a raise"

Mr.krabs: shut yo bitch ass up and suck this fat ass red shrimp cock

Spongebob: hahaha abortion
by Uugachacka123nikka February 17, 2019
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Spongebob Squarepants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.
Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019
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Slodge

The smelly, sticky, gooey, dirty, distinctive smelling, esturine mangrove mud, that settles, tidal layer by tidal layer, inside an abandoned boat wreck.
The slodge adhered to him tenaciously, and it's distinctive smell lingered long after he had left the wreck.
by Lipharam March 4, 2019
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Spongebob

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. THE BEST SHOW EVER
Spongebob is on
by ( -,- ) March 16, 2019
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