Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."

by eRockTampa September 26, 2018

Mosh Rules

1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit

2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit

3. If someone falls, pick them up

4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.

5. Dont throw kicks or punches

6. Dont be a douche bag

7. Stay hydrated

8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)

9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way

10. Have fun

These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are

by The_broseph69 January 23, 2016

rule 174

anybody that insults fizzy will automatically be sentenced to life as a roommate of a furry. you will be punished for your poor choice of actions. there is no way out and you will never be able to ignore them. they will always be pouncing on you and trying to roleplay. You can't hit them or another will be added to the room.

"die bruh nobody loves you stfu fizzy" -lil bro
*teleports*

"wtf" -lil bro
"hai uwuuu *snuggles you* teehee uwuwuwu" -new roommate
"HELP PLEASE HELP HELP PLEASE" -lil bro
"sowwy, because you bwoke rule rule 174 you are with me forever uwu" -furry

by Fizzla <3 February 15, 2023

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018

Half rule

The half rule shows if relationships can be accepted in society simply take you age and divide by 2 if the other person in your relationship is less than half your age you should not be in a relationship anything half or over is acceptable

For example if you are 20 you can be with someone who is 10 or over
Hey she’s only 6 and your 13 follow the half rule bro

by Jessie Starr August 25, 2021

Volcker rule

Proposal by former Fed Chair Paul Volcker to prevent U.S. banks from speculative proprietary trading that is not in the best interests of their clients.

The Volcker rule may prevent the next 'great recession' or a more spectacular financial crash . . .

by p.j.a October 2, 2010

Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.

Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?

by DefMas August 7, 2023