Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022

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Poonami

A Poonami is the unexpected need to take a bowel movement. The result is a highly violent, high velocity liquid shit. It is worsened by the act of pulling down your pants in a furious frenzy not to crap your pants. This act can result in the projectile diarrhea splattering on the back of the toilet not allowing the victim to sit on the toilet . The cleanup is disgusting and unavoidable. Yea

I splatter shat my toilet so bad the Poonami required a haz mat team to do the cleanup

by anonymous April 4, 2022

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Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.

Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.

by master poonway April 25, 2022

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