prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

Pipe Rider

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.

That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.

by Xharvester December 22, 2018

Pipe Club

The list of people that have given the same man oral sex.

Sandy and her best friend Renaldo were both part of Todds’ pipe club.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Pipe

The human male genitalia.

What's long hard and can transmit diseases? A rusty pipe!

by Mewthreee August 4, 2018

Solely Piping

When one must masturbate by his or herself

Looks like I’ll be solely piping tonight.

by Ozzimandius January 23, 2019

grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

Crack Pipe

Dry lips on a dark skinned nigga.

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 9, 2019