octopus fucking a bag pipe 

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

octopus fucking a bag pipe by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Hairy Poo pipe 

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

Hairy Poo pipe by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Catfish Shit Pipe 

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

Catfish Shit Pipe by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020

Catfish Shit Pipe 

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

Catfish Shit Pipe by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020

The Open Pipe 

A man with the girl knowing puts anal bead standing up and when she sits on em they'll ram up her ass then he rips em out leaving a pipe sized hole

Girl:Ow that hurts like hell
Guy: Sorry it's just the open Pipe maneuver

The Open Pipe by Craopycraopy January 20, 2021

Bust my pipe 

When a lady makes you cum

Damn my girl bust my pipe last night .

Bust my pipe by Sividpzo January 26, 2021

Colombian Straight Pipe 

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

Colombian Straight Pipe by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021