eric stone

Guy that fucks your bitch and takes your wife

I'm an Eric stone

by Beastyman118 August 5, 2016

Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Bobby Stone

An unusually soft spoken personal with exceptionally long fingers

I've got a bogie I can't reach, wish I had fingers like Bobby Stone

by anonymous October 30, 2023

Stone cold

When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)

When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold”

by KJK08..2 November 27, 2024

Stone Ass

Something or someone that is inhumanely unattractive

Damn, that man is Stone Ass ugly

by MoosieJuice March 6, 2020

ben stone

Ben Stone is the sweetest man alive. He’s always honest and will die trying to make someone love themselves. He’s a huge nerd that loves Nintendo and The Legend of Zelda. He’ll never know just how much he means to the world.

“I think I’m in love with Ben Stone.”

by TrashBandit17 March 31, 2020