GLASS

a material that fake diamonds and jewelry are usually made of.
It can be used as a term to describe something as fake or bad.

Guy 1: yo mind if i test your diamonds?
Guy 2: my ice is STRAIGHT diamond
Guy 1: THIS IS GLASS MY GUY LMFAO

by studyguy November 27, 2020

mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020

glass

Good looking ass

Look at the glass on Erin!

by Susmoving December 2, 2021

Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 6, 2003

Glass Pill

Glasspilling is an act similar to redpilling but unlike redpilling, it is the act of empathizing with a party's opposing perceptions and positions on a topic where all parties differ in opinion causing a feeling of internal conflict. The pill isn't red, blue, or any color which represents the conflicted empty feeling one may feel after empathizing with multiple opposing positions.

@culturestigma

Version 1: I’m gonna take the Glasspill and say I empathize with Sally on why she wanted to kill John, but I also empathize with John on why he wanted to kill Sally and I can’t entirely agree with it.

Version 2: I understand why white people are afraid of black people but also understand why black people hate white people. Both positions are valid in my eyes; I can't agree or disagree with either position. I'm glass pilled.

by Olly Anime June 4, 2023

glass rose

How sophisticated tweakers refer to a meth pipe

Timmy never asks for a meth pipe in the head shop. He asks for a glass rose, and if he's lucky it has a teeny tiny flower in it.

by fVck_m3th March 7, 2025

listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021