listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021

Glass

that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes

Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it

A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn

by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023

glass

When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.

Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.

by Kalarus April 13, 2022

Tap The Glass

To tap the glass is to act on impulse, make bad decisions, and flying like a cat.

“Yo suby’s coming to pick me up”

“Don’t tap the glass buddy”

by BOBRO3000 September 3, 2025

Glass Pill

Glasspilling is an act similar to redpilling but unlike redpilling, it is the act of empathizing with a party's opposing perceptions and positions on a topic where all parties differ in opinion causing a feeling of internal conflict. The pill isn't red, blue, or any color which represents the conflicted empty feeling one may feel after empathizing with multiple opposing positions.

@culturestigma

Version 1: I’m gonna take the Glasspill and say I empathize with Sally on why she wanted to kill John, but I also empathize with John on why he wanted to kill Sally and I can’t entirely agree with it.

Version 2: I understand why white people are afraid of black people but also understand why black people hate white people. Both positions are valid in my eyes; I can't agree or disagree with either position. I'm glass pilled.

by Olly Anime June 4, 2023

Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.

It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023