Monstering

When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.

~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.

~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
Stand back, Fido is monstering again.
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rat monster

A genetically engineered hybrid cross between a human being and a rat.

On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
After gently fornicating with her beloved pet male rat, Susan prayed that she might soon birth a beautiful baby rat monster.

The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
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green monster

Ecstacy pill mainly found in North Carolina, supposedly triple stacked.
I was rollin off green monsters last night.
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Flop Monster

A floppy mess but to the extreme. Not to be confused with the Fame Monster. Usually dressed like a frump.
"I look so grungy today. I'm a humongous flop monster!"
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pussy monster

when your dick is to small that when you look down then you can not see your dick in her pussy
Dude last night one of my friends called me and said that he had a pussy monster last night
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Cookie Monster

A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".
Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".
by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009
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cuttie monster

to be a ukrainian idiot with no common sense. able to be manipulated easily.

(n) an idiot that carries a dissproportiante A. feels the need to point out things like only an idiot would do.
reacts violently to the snapping of fingers beside his head. its is said that this goes back to 1546 A.D. when the Badads were still in power in the ukraine. (see the rise of the dads) ukrainians like boyko will react hostile if faced with this action so it must be approached with caution, however it has been done on several occasions.

(v) to kick it boyko style means to act like a total fool.
And has gotten tons of pussy in Europe.
Man, wtf ronaldo, you are the cuttie monster.

Andrew, stop your not the cuttie monster I'am.

Damn, I cannot believe you know the cuttie monster.
by David Jorge December 16, 2007
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