Monstering

When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.

~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.

~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."

Stand back, Fido is monstering again.

by BadRobotBrain July 20, 2010

green monster

Ecstacy pill mainly found in North Carolina, supposedly triple stacked.

I was rollin off green monsters last night.

by yoursmomsdealer2010 March 17, 2010

rat monster

A genetically engineered hybrid cross between a human being and a rat.

On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.

After gently fornicating with her beloved pet male rat, Susan prayed that she might soon birth a beautiful baby rat monster.

The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.

by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009

Flop Monster

A floppy mess but to the extreme. Not to be confused with the Fame Monster. Usually dressed like a frump.

"I look so grungy today. I'm a humongous flop monster!"

by Zozofosho September 21, 2011

pussy monster

when your dick is to small that when you look down then you can not see your dick in her pussy

Dude last night one of my friends called me and said that he had a pussy monster last night

by hjhjhjhj December 26, 2007

monster legends

The best game ever PERIOD

person 1: do ya play monster legends?
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!

by mumbo jumbo huge fan November 4, 2020

Cookie Monster

A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".

Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".

by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009