king dougie

a gay black pornstar who recently became popular off tiktok slideshow audios that contain him dicking down another (muscular) black man. the audios are usually slowed and have reverb to keep the 2 second attention span most people have on that app.

Some quotes include:
"Does that stroke feel good, King?"
"How good is that dick, bitch!"
"I got yo consent right? You're submissive to me."
"You understand why they call me king now, right?"
"Have you ever been fucked this good?"

me: "king dougie can have sex with another man and make it hilarious"

friend: "no way"

by deliciousdirt June 20, 2023

Gimp King

The resulting confused and chaotic mass of gimp-suit wearing Pulp Fiction Fans, who while attending a viewing of the film in costume, fall victim to having all their gimp suit chains connected together.

During a cos-play viewing of the film Pull Fiction, a Gimp King was formed when all the fans wearing gimp suits were stealthily connected together by an unknown prankster. In a confused furious mass, The Gimp King proceeded to wreak havoc across the theater, as the gimps attempted to understand their plight.

by SewerRatPropaganda March 12, 2023

pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023

Duvet King

Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!

Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again

by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

King ector

A hector who thinks too highly of himself. An ugly, cocky, manipulator who is also a pathological liar. Most likely a heavy drug user who is miserable with his own pathetic life that he has to stalk and ruin the lives of his exes.

I used to go out with a king ector, hes a bitch.

by Lexiington November 17, 2018

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017