Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011

Jump on

people who dont know what jump on someone means

Kevin: Yo jump on kylie
Bruce: Sure
*Bruce walking to kylie*
Jumps on kylie without hurting her

by rolexdude8756 May 31, 2023

Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower

Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping

by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023

Pie Jumping

An incredibly blatant and obvious form of cheating that anyone can do, but most refuse to do so, often because of an unspoken gentleman's agreement. Anyone who does it is frowned upon and often targeted and insulted.

Pie Jumping is named for a technique in the Roblox game Plates of Fate where a player uses the pie tool to maneuver around the game and utterly invalidate the bottomless pit. It is almost universally considered a form of cheating among players, yet the developers refuse to do anything about it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023

Jump Rope for Heart

has helped to fund ground-breaking research that helps to fight heart disease

In the USA, what for many years was known as Jump Rope for Heart has evolved into the Kids Heart Challenge, which still includes jump rope as a component

by Wendysfg June 29, 2023