Jerkalurk

A random person with nothing nice to say.

You jerkalurk!

by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020

Jeck Anns

Is ugly but very good-looking according to Pugi (Pijithat) Kinda gay doe. Has big forearms because he jecks off a bunch and his quirk is harden

Pujitha: Jack let me suck you, use harden please
Jeck Anns: Ok come over tmrw Im too busy pLaYiNg fIfA

by TheJiSo February 18, 2020

Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go

Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?

by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

Jerk

Who breaks up without any reason and even not willing to talk about it, especially in quarantine. or Who searches for nearest dick in her city when you're not there in quarantine.

I've found my love is a jerk in Corona times.

by wildwildforever April 16, 2020

Jerkamy

A Jeremy who is full of hisself. Rude to all in a playful banter which results in others thinking him to be arrogant. A flirting tactic epic fail. Alcohol consumption induces Jeckyl and Hyde syndrome.

Who’s that rude douche?

Him? Oh. That’s just JERKAmy- I mean Jeremy.

by Momma Frog June 6, 2020

jerkamy

A Jeremy who is full of himself and uses a bad attitude as a tactic to draw ladies in. Flirting tactic epic fail. Alcohol consumption induces Jekyll and Hyde syndrome.

You fighting with Jeremy again?

Im done. Jerkamy and I are done.

by Momma Frog June 6, 2020