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Block Island 

One of the most preppy places in New England for summer vacationers. Filled with some of the most stuck up rich kids you will ever meet. They spend their time sailing, playing tennis, going to the beach,attending "the club", going to yacht parties, swimming in each others ocean-side pools, making fun of tourists etc.. They are additionally rude to anyone who doesn't also own a multimillion dollar mansion on an island. They wear Vineyard Vines, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, J.crew, Patagonia, etc.. Their parents are among Americas "1%" and live their lives in luxury. The island town is nothing less than perfect, filled with boutiques of all sorts. The island mansions are absolutely stunning and are some of the most luxurious homes you will ever see. Everyone there, who is not tourist, live rich, careless, dream-like lives. This island is the vacation version of Greenwich, CT.
Rich Kid: My sailing lesson is a 2:00 and I need to make it to the beach for at least 2 hours and then I am going to that yacht party tonight and getting wasted then I am sleeping over my friends house so be ready to to pick me up at 11:00 sharp in the morning.

Mom: Okay!!! I will see you tomorrow!! God love you

Rich kid: I love block island
Block Island by The 99% February 9, 2013

Island Fever 

A sexual obsession or lust for pacific islanders, usually young women. White men are most prone to this particular illness.
Guy 1: Hey I'm thinking of taking a trip to Thailand.
Girl 1: What, you got island fever?
Guy 1: Totally.
Girl 1: Isn't it weird that Thai girls are so pretty and Thai guys are so ugly?
Guy 1: Ya.

Long Island 

the place that is what people THINK New Jersey is like. The land of Guidos and Camaros.
Long Island is an evil place.
Long Island by MikeNJ December 28, 2005

mercer island 

Mercer Island other wise know as Misery Rock is a small island in Lake Washington infested with ungrateful little brats. In recent years there has been talk of blowing up the I-90 bridge that connects this festering pieces of crap island to the main land. In doing this psychologist would get a first hand look at what really took place in the book Loard Of the Flies. It would also make everyone very happy because so many of the island brats would die!
We watched as the kids from Misery Rock(Mercer Island) devoured echother with there hate and greed.
mercer island by B-Town2 June 2, 2007

Island Fever 

A sexual obsession or fetish for pacific islanders, typically occurring in young white women.
Samantha has a bad case of Island Fever. She doesn't give white guys a second look anymore.
Island Fever by John Brown III February 12, 2013

mystic island 

a really crappy town with morons and scumbags that have nothing to do but sit around wawa thinking there cool when there losers so hardcore. this town is horrible never come here ever and if you did never come again.
if you see people walkin on the street of mystic RUNNNNN!!! might pop a 9 in your bitch ass.
mystic island by the legendary January 13, 2004