The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

banger card

A fake debit card

He can’t pay for the dinner he has a banger card

by Joshhashoes October 3, 2017

Card Bully

That one guy at the table that has his card in hand stretched out into the middle of the table, unturned, before the player before him has even played, just to intimidate them into thinking he knows what they will play. This usually makes the card player second guess what they think they should play and play another. Which usually ends up being the wrong play.

Last night, Pete was such a card bully. He was totally making me mess up because I kept second guessing myself. I hate when he tries to guess what I will play.

by Card Bully September 17, 2011

STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014

Uno Reverse Card

An overpowered card that can defend any insult.

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: *pulls out uno reverse card
Voldemort: *dies

by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021

Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!

by Thehazer May 24, 2024

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 14, 2008