BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine

"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."

by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021

Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.

My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.Swag.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

Bedding

The act of making someone feel welcome or at home.

She was bedding her newly adopted cat.

by Cl0v3r_Sn0w May 24, 2024