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The Hammer and Sickle

Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.

Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.

May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
by Captain Obscuro December 5, 2020
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West Hammer

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
by JDicky November 2, 2021
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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021
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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
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Hammer Effect

The Hammer Effect refers to the anger and pain of utilizing the Valve Hammer Editor with its frequent crashes and errors.
Person 1: When Hammer crashes he gets so angry!
Person 2: Yeah, it's the Hammer Effect.
by T. Cassius October 14, 2021
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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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Hammer sister

Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.
Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh

Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个
by hammer sister September 8, 2021
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