Mongolian War Hammers

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

hummer blowjob

A blowjob where the cocksucker hums.

Hummer Blowjobs:

H1 = A BIG hummer blowjob leading to cumswallowing orgasm.

H2 = A medium sized hummer blowjob that ALMOST ends in orgasm, but leads to a mind boggling fuck instead.

H3 = A little hummer blowjob that just gets you hard and then stops. You better start fucking ASAP!

by Jack Bozdog July 4, 2006

hummer gummer

A blowjob from a woman without teeth.

Grandma gives the best hummer gummers.

by Captain Fantasdick May 2, 2005

The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

Butt Hummer

Sexual act; during anal sex (typically best between men) at the point of climax, the recipient of the load blasts a forceful, monstrous anal queef vibrating the schlong as it makes the deposit.

I was slamming this dude's ass last night and he gave me a crazy dope butt hummer. I was in heaven until I realized he back blasted me with shit streaked sperm.

by steve the leech November 23, 2013

sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

hamner

a very fun, sexy good looking and sexual person that will love you too the end and play with you when ever you want them to

a relationship with a hamner is always fun

by saxy10 May 11, 2008