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Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!
by TechieD April 5, 2011
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Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.
Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer
by eddie would go June 21, 2025
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lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
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hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
mugGet the hammer strapsmug.

Hammer

Hammers are a working tool which is round or angular.
Hammers can be used for many things usually knocking things into other things or destroying something.
There are various hammers some used in war (War hammer, etc.) or for work (Sledge hammer, Claw hammer, etc.)

A Hammer is also used in Firearms it is used to strike the percussion/primer to ignite a propellant,
hence why it is sometimes used as slang for "Firearm".
(Common) Construction worker: Can you pass me that Claw Hammer ? I need it to drive in a Nail into this beam.

(Slang) Rapper: Disrespect and we back hammers
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM
by Exless November 7, 2020
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Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025
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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
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