GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.

Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025

GumperJumper

An inflatable jumper half-filled with mentally diagnosed retarded adults, and half-filled with conscious thinking adults, all having sex with the other, with the female partner bouncing as high up and down as they can on the male genitalia.

Morgan: Hey David, Samantha invited me to a GumperJumper tomorrow night, wanna go have sex with some normal people?
David: eughh uhhhhh ergummmm yeth David I wan go thumping with yew.

by PublicToiletLicker August 16, 2025

Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

Gumpin' It

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"

by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025

Gumped

An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore

“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”

“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”

by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025

Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.

Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!

by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025

Gummy James

a funny, gummy-bear shaped man who likes drinking mountain doo and organizing carts for Albertsons. Also known for his incredible gummy gif, and iconic Gummy James album.

Gummy James: Oh I'm a Gummy James, yes I'm a Gummy James. Oh I'm a gummy, tummy, jummy, funny-looking Gummy James.

by amagoink0 November 14, 2025