Auto-Goon

To have a wet dream, thus your body gooned for you automatically

I was about to goon all day and night on thr first day of December, but my body already auto-gooned for me making me wet in the morning.

by Trashcan47 February 18, 2026

Goon Dust

Goon dust the powder residue left when Old Goons slaps her Old Minge To Dave

Oh no look at that messy goon dust on the sofa

by Carlos de la Cerda February 21, 2026

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

Gosford Flicker Goon

When in PBL u pretend to drop a pen and duck under the table to flicker goon by swinging ur stethoscope onto ur glans and then u listen to it to hear some feedback. Can also apply to situations where you want to flicker goon from a prominently visible location to let other Gosfordians see (AT YOUR OWN RISK). Flicker gooning in the anat lab may RAISE ur CORTISOL and lead to JAIL TIME.

AAY: yo bro i wanna hit a gosford flicker goon fuck these foids
Gosfordians: what

by flickergooner457 February 24, 2026

Goon-ee

A goon-ee is the person or object of a gooner, someone who is gooning.

My partner confessed gooning to me last night, I love being a goon-ee!

by Bacardi Pete February 25, 2026

Goon pen

A pen that instead of using regular ink uses ones goon to write with, when writing with a goon pen one has up to 100% better hand writing will fill you with infinite wisdom. Crafting a goon pen requires one to use Jamaican flicker gooning into the pen to align the stars and give birth to the goon pen.

you did so good on this test you must have used a goon pen

by Youngtywong200 February 26, 2026

TFFFF Goon Queen

A girl who openly admits (and brags about) wanting guys to receive her pics solely so they can “goon” obsessively—edging endlessly, losing brain cells to her images—then caps it with “DUHHH THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TFFFF” to emphasize the thrill of being the center of someone’s porn-brain-rot fixation. The “TFFFF” adds ironic emphasis, like she’s mocking how obvious and hot the degradation kink is.

These TFFFF Goon Queens are out here turning nudes into goon sessions and acting like it’s casual. We get it, you love being jerk-off material.

by AD_Ridgeport February 28, 2026