the one who owns the dankest memes. the memier the danker, therefor the king choses the new trendy memes
by aboamin February 22, 2016
"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"
by Toonicling November 10, 2016
Someone that’s taxing excessively. Usually in reference to a drug dealer that’s charging way too much.
by First Man of the Valley May 16, 2019
by grussy July 23, 2022
The guy with smoove pick up lines and rocks everything he touches. He is the king of everything, sports, business, bets, AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN, he can make any women look good, he has a classy sense of style very preppy and and up class, more of a aristocrat guy. They’re kinda like better chads, they hang with anybody and they make anyone look cool #katkings are usually the guy with the name Stephen or something lol.
by Sexybeckywiththeblondehair March 20, 2021
A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.
Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
by DictionaryCrab February 20, 2023