1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"
2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010
Get the facebook crackheadmug. when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
Get the facebook botoxmug. When somebody does something on facebook that is in essence cool but is done so frequently by so many people in such little time that it becomes redundant. Facebook Fads include notes and tag your friend pictures.
Kid 1: Hey man did you see my facebook note last night?
Kid 2: Yeah its the same one I did a week ago its such a Facebook Fad.
Kid 2: Yeah its the same one I did a week ago its such a Facebook Fad.
by Elkiem September 12, 2009
Get the Facebook Fadmug. when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
by Mully19 January 24, 2011
Get the facebook calloutmug. A Facebook buddy is someone whom you've added as a friend on the website Facebook and when in conversation, one will say that he or she is a friend; when in actuality, you would never trust them to open a can of beans. In addition, a Facebook buddy is someone who you would never invite to your house, and is constantly forced to make small talk with.
So Dave, you've been making friends in the company?
Yeah......sort of.
Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.
Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.
Yeah......sort of.
Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.
Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.
by Kyle Reed from the North March 5, 2009
Get the Facebook Buddymug. Facebook users who obsessively become fans of all kinds of ridiculous pages just for the sake of it, regularly appearing in the highlights column for their latest fan-up.
A load of Facebook fannies have again misunderstood the real reason for fanning up to a page -- to actually receive wanted updates.
by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009
Get the facebook fanniesmug. The partaking or observing a heated cyber argument on someone's facebook wall. Usually results in one of the parties involved getting their ass beat at a party by the other people involved.
Katelynne shouldnt have started shit over facebook, thats why she got her ass beat by Krista. Thats a FaceBook War.
by T_G_Nukkah January 25, 2010
Get the Facebook Warmug.